Sunday, February 12, 2012

Snake Goddesses



Where's winter? It barely snowed at all in the city this year. But I guess it's not too late for some surprise blizzards. Maybe?? Right now it's the weird temperature where it's cold enough to bundle up before going outside, but not cold enough where you're not sweating by the time you power-walk to class.


This week I went to the ROM since I remembered that it's free for students on Tuesdays. I used to go a lot, I think I'm gonna start doing that again. My class on Aegean art and archaeology has made me think about museums a little differently. I read one long paper by a couple guys who basically spent the whole 60 pages saying, "people didn't used to think Cycladic figurines were beautiful. But then they did. Then the art people starting collecting them and they gained value on the art market. Then people started looting them and making fakes. The collectors become celebrities and the museums become show business! Archaeological context is destroyed! Question their motives!!" And in fact my professor said during a lecture that he and one of his colleagues who was an expert in Cycladic figurines or something went to the ROM, and at least 4 of the 7 that they had were almost definitely fakes. This doesn't make me like museums less though. I think it makes it more interesting to go to a museum and have to question some things and think about it for yourself.
So I went to find the Bronze Age Aegean section, which was tucked away and small and creepily vacant. It was actually really cool to see at least a few examples of the things we had been talking about in class. But I had no idea which figurines were fake and which ones were real. This is one of the info-things that was up, I don't know if you can read any of it from the crappy photo:


The thing about this is, all this stuff is from a prehistoric time. So there's no written records to go by and all the evidence they have is the stuff archaeologists dig up. When they say "The Minoans worshipped in sacred caves, in sanctuaries on mountain peaks, and in towns" what they're really saying is "we've found caves and places on mountain peaks with Minoan stuff in them that some archaeologists believe was sacred or used for rituals, and some of these things were also found in places with houses." It's easy to jump to the religion conclusion when you find an unfamiliar and unexplained artifact. By the way most of this is just spewing back what our professor rants about during every lecture. Obviously I've only been taking this course for like five weeks now so I'm no expert. But what surprised me most was the first paragraph, where they're talking about the female deities and their specific domains. Not even my textbook talks about it with that kind of certainty and detail. I don't know how they know this? Maybe they are just giving the best guess for the sake of simplicity and sign space? For example I've read a little about the "snake goddesses" which are mainly these cool figurines of bare-chested women with their hands up holding snakes, and there are all kinds of interpretations that people have for them, like they are maybe fertility goddesses or protect nature or have some kind of chthonic meaning, if they are goddesses at all. And it all just depends on interpretation of the context and the objects themselves, and putting all the pieces together the best you can. And no one can ever really know for sure, because all those people are gone now. Basically what I'm saying is, I've found in archaeology the same kind of enigmatic...ness that I loved about astronomy. And that I still love about astronomy. And by the way I fully intend to go back to astronomy in the future. But right now I'm really enjoying this class and never realized archaeology could be so super interesting.
I spent the rest of the day sitting in the natural history section with a sketchbook, drawing the taxidermied animals and trying to self consciously hide the page whenever someone walked behind me.



Let's talk about tea now! First let me tell you this thing I read in a tea book yesterday. If you really want to taste your tea super awesomely, do this:
1. Breathe out
2. Take a sip
3. Hold the tea in your mouth and breathe in through your nose
4. Swallow the tea
5. Breathe out
Seriously try it, it works so well.
Okay now on to ROOIBOS!
This is actually a type of tisane but the processing is similar to tea. Rooibos ("red bush") is a shrub-like bush only grown in the Cedarberg Mountain region of South Africa. The tea, sometimes called red tea, used to be a poor man's drink there and only very recently gained popularity in Europe and North America, mostly because of its multitude of health benefits.
The plant itself is pretty tough and can withstand a harsh climate and various altitudes. Every year the upper branches are harvested and cut into tiny pieces, then bruised to allow oxidation. This used to be done with axes and hammers, but now it's all machines. :/ During oxidation it changes from green to red. After that, it's spread out and left to dry under the sun. There's also green rooibos, which is dried immediately and not oxidized.
Both types of rooibos have a smooth and slightly sweet taste. I don't really like green rooibos, but people say it has a light, fresh taste and it's often compared to green tea. I don't know, it always tastes kind of mildewy to me. There are a few green rooibos blends that I don't mind, but it's usually part green and part red with other stuff thrown in there too. If green rooibos is the main ingredient chances are I won't like it. I love regular rooibos though. It has a very woody and slightly syrupy sweet taste. Rooibos makes a perfect base for dessert teas. One of my favorite David's blends is called Oh Canada and it has rooibos and maple and caramel and it's amazing. Octavia has a rooibos blend called Chocolate Mint with rooibos, chocolate, peppermint, and vanilla. Basically there are tons of things that it blends well with, and it's also great on its own or with milk and sugar.
Of course it has a million great healthy things about it like antioxidants and all that, plus it's caffeine-free. It's easy to prepare since it's not sensitive to leaf amount or water temperature and it won't go bitter if you steep it too long. And it's cheap! Why are you not drinking it right now??


That's all, goodbye! Go try some green rooibos and tell me if you like it!

Monday, January 30, 2012



Today is Ian's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN.
In other news, I am blogging again. It has been a long time so let's start with an exciting and important hair update. In Oregon I got it dyed red. Now I will continue the series of photobooth pictures where I am looking down because otherwise I always make some awkward face:


I really hated the colour cause it looked washed out and weird so when I got back to Toronto I dyed over top of it:


Yay! Now it's a nice dark pinky red that's a bit lighter than in the photo.

I didn't make any new years resolutions. But I remember last year I said I would learn how to cook. I don't think this has been a complete fail since I know how to make very basic things without a recipe now. For example, last night I made pasta and vegetable sauce and when Matt came in he said "that smells amazing!" So I am going to count this as a win.


Let's talk about tea! Okay! How about herbal tea. Also known as... TISANES!
Basically an herbal tea is any infusion that doesn't contain anything from the Camellia sinensis plant. So it's not really "tea" and some people are all "actually herbal infusions are not TEA, they are infusions so when you call them 'herbal teas' you are actually very wrong, they are herbal infusions." That's annoying though. Don't be that guy.
Herbals teas have a long medicinal history and were first used by healers thousands of years ago. They're still heavily used in traditional medicine. Basically no matter what's wrong with you, there is an infusion out there that is used to treat it. Here are some of the most popular ingredients in herbal teas and their benefits (okay, well these are just some things that I've noticed a lot in teas. I'm not sure if they're really the most popular or whatever.)
  • Chamomile - Calming
  • Ginger - Good for circulation and upset stomach
  • Peppermint - Good for digestion
  • Lemongrass - Also calming
  • Rosehips - Good for colds (since rosehips have a ton of vitamin c)
Personally I hate chamomile and it reminds me of babies (not that I hate babies) and lemongrass tastes soapy and detergenty to me. But whenever my stomach hurts, a mug of lemon ginger tea with honey usually makes me feel a lot better pretty quickly.
You can throw anything natural in hot water and call it herbal tea. Not all herbals are flowery or fruity. One of my favourites from Davids Tea is a mulberry leaf tea that tastes like cake batter. They also have one called Wintergreen Woods made of big leaves and pine needles and you have to just throw a bunch of it in your mug or teapot because it won't fit in an infuser. It tastes like a forest! I think I will make some after I finish writing this.
It's possible to make tea with marijuana. Some people try to make cannabis tea by just throwing it in a mug and pouring boiling water on top but obviously that doesn't work. Maybe it would make a nice (??) tasting infusion but there would definitely be no high involved since there needs to be some fat present to bring out the THC. So if you want to make cannabis tea the right way you need to use butter in it, or I think alcohol also works. Then you'll have a teapot full of pot tea... sorry.
Another interesting herbal is pennyroyal tea. I guess pennyroyal is supposed to induce abortions. A lot of people have tried to use it this way but basically they all just die. So don't do it. Also the Nirvana song.


A few days ago my mom's side of the family was all in Etobicoke so I went and spent the day there. I went to Ikea with my aunts and FINALLY bought my two bookshelves! I built them yesterday with Marshall's help and my room is looking less and less disastrous. I still need a few Ikea things, like inserts for one of the shelves, so I'm excited to go back there and eat princess cake.